10 Golden Rules for living with a Beagle

Hi everybody, today I want share with you a little bit of wisdom. As you are well aware, to live happily together, one needs to establish certain rules and if everybody adheres to them - than everybody is happy. We did this too at home and here they are - ....

10 Rules for living with Beagles
(Translated from an unknown German source)

1. The Beagle may not enter the house
2. Okay, he may enter the house, but can only go into certain rooms
3. Actually he may go into all rooms, but he must not go onto the couch!
4. Well, he may go onto the old couch!
5. All right, he may hop onto anything, but definitely not onto the bed!
6. Okay, he may go onto the bed, but only if we specifically allow him to.
7. He can actually sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the sheets!
8. Well, he may go under the sheets, but only if we explicitly tell him he can
9. Actually, the beagle sleeps under the covers, every night.
10. Humans have to ask the Beagle for permission if they want to sleep in their bed under the covers.